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I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then,
when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You enjoy life, you party, and you get ready for High School.
Interesting theory. But what happens when you become a baby?
Then you have the monottony of high school and realize that your best years were behind you. You continue into childhood, not able to do things on your own and steadily being more controled by others. Finally you can't speak or even eat without help, and then.....
So really, which is worse in the end - being a helpless, incontinent old person or a helpless incontinent baby?